Tuesday, November 24, 2009

TONIGHT AT ATHE CHARLESTON!

Before you go home and stuff your fat guts with turkey, come to Tuesday Night Trivia and stuff your fat heads with knowledge! Trust me, your family will appreciate all the interesting facts you can spout on cue once dinner takes its customary awkward turn.

Tonight, we eat a thanksgiving staple in a different format, and express our gratitude in our very favorite way.

See you there!

TUESDAY NIGHT CHAMPS! 11.17.09

100th Anniversary Trivia Extravaganza!

1) The Cunt Breath Asshole Eaters (44 points)
2) The Cunt of the Litter (38 points)
3) I Want to Give You A Handjob With my Ralph Malph (37 points)

BEST TEAM NAME: 100 Nights of Trivia and all I got is this Lousy Liver Damage

Monday, November 23, 2009

MONDAY NIGHT CHAMPS! 11.16.09

1) Trivialingus (40 points)
2) I like my whiskey like i like my women, aged 12 years and mixed up with coke (36 points)
3) Sans-Abris (34 points)

BEST TEAM NAME: The Secret Lives of Crossing Guards

Thursday, November 5, 2009

TUESDAY NIGHT CHAMPS! 11.03.09

1st: (TIED) Don't Get any Booty Juice on our Diz-Hole (30 points)
Bel Biv Devonian Period
2nd: Dick Nosebleed (29 points)
3rd: Hollywood Squares after Dark : Circle Jerks the Square (28 points)

BEST TEAM NAME : The Meb Keflezmer All-Stars

Tuesday, November 3, 2009

MONDAY NIGHT CHAMPS! 11.02.09

1st: Clyde Danger (26 points)
2nd: Steve Gutenberg is my Copilot (26 points)
3rd: Brooklyn Saints (26 points)

Best Team Name : Activia Trivia, Crappin’ out More Facts than Olivia

Monday, November 2, 2009

TuESDAY NIGHT CHAMPS! 10.24.09

1st: Street Sharks: Final Justice (28 points)
2nd: Stuff and Things (24 points)
3rd: Freddy Mercury vs. Jason and the Argonauts (24 points)

BEST TEAM NAME: Ricky's Blows, Grow Your own Mustache

MONDAY NIGHT CHAMPS! 10.23.09

1st: Beer and Bible (20 points)
2nd: Hobo Sex (the Art of the Hobosexual) (15 points)
3rd: Dream Team (13 points)

Wednesday, October 21, 2009

TUESDAY NIGHT CHAMPS! 10.17.09

1) Wutang (26 points)
2) Swollen Members Only (26 points)
3) Dick Noseguard (25 points)

BEST TEAM NAME: Amelia Beerfart

MONDAY NIGHT CHAMPS! 10.16.09

1) The Heene's False Report (35 points!)
2) Squibbity Blabbity Doo (22 points)
3) TIED: Madame Bovary's Ovaries
SARS is the Original Swine Flu (19 points)

Friday, September 11, 2009

MONDAY NIGHT CHAMPS! 9.07.09

1st: Goonies Never Say Die (19 pts)
2nd: The Fupa Frenzy (14 pts)
3rd: Glamour Grannies (13 pts)

Wednesday, September 2, 2009

TUESDAY NIGHT CHAMPS! 9.1.09

1st: Synchronized Cock Swatches (30 points)
2nd: Et tu, Wolverine? (27 points)
3rd: Jay-Z loves Oprah (26 points)

Best Team Name: Boner Gauntlet

MONDAY NIGHT CHAMPS! 8.31.09

1st: You've never once seen me wash my testicles either but that doesn't mean I don't do it every Friday (25 points)
2nd: Alaska is for Lovers (17 points)
3rd: Team Doe (16 points)

Best Team Name: Ghost Dog Millionaire

Thursday, August 27, 2009

TUESDAY NIGHT CHAMPS! 8.25.09

1st: Rocket Science is when Scientists find out things about Space (29 points)
2nd: Team Awesome (29 points)
3rd: My Dinner with Andre the Giant Seal (28 points)

Best Team Name: Team Rub My Clit (given for a filthy drawing of a piece of pizza)

MONDAY NIGHT CHAMPS! 8.24.09

1st: Quarter Asian (29 points)
2nd: Los Motherlickers (28 points)
3rd: San Diego Padres ( 27 points)

Best Team Name: Seersuckerpunch

Wednesday, August 19, 2009

TUESDAY NIGHT CHAMPS! 8.18.09

1st: Polar Joy (31 points)
2nd: Stuck on a Feeling (31 points)
3rd (TIE): Robert Goulet's Secret Mustache (30 points)
Werewolf Blitzer

BEST TEAM NAME: One Les Paul to Play.

Tuesday, August 18, 2009

MONDAY NIGHT CHAMPS! 8.17.09

1) Just the Ten of us (minus one) (32 points)
2) Jim Morrison's Cock (27 points)
3) The Well Hungarians (27 points)

Thursday, August 13, 2009

TUESDAY NIGHT CHAMPS! 8.11.09

1st: 240 Dollars Worth of Pudding (23 points)
2nd: 1 in 4 People Have Herpes in Fagburg (21 points)
3rd: Touched by an Uncle (20 points)

BEST TEAM NAME: My Sofa Pulls Out, But I Don't.

MONDAY NIGHT CHAMPS! 8.10.09

1st: I'm Tired of all These Star Wars (22 points)
2nd: Crocodile John & the Clever Raptor (17 points)
3rd: Mike Oexbig (16 points)

Thursday, August 6, 2009

TUESDAY NIGHT CHAMPS! 8.4.09

1) Fuck You, Ian [34 points]
2) That Guy Looks Like Kenpopo [33 points]
3) Who Has Two Thumbs and Like Felching...This Guy [32 points]

Tuesday, August 4, 2009

MONDAY NIGHT CHAMPS! 8.3.09

1st: And you will know us by the trail of dead kennedys.
2nd: It involves pulling up our bootstraps, oiling up a couple of asses, and doing a little plowing of our own.
3rd: We came for the free pizza, we stayed to ogle the trivia hosts.

BEST TEAM NAME: If we win, I'll show you my titulars.

Wednesday, July 29, 2009

TUESDAY NIGHT CHAMPS! 7.28.09

1st: the Treehouse Gang (28 points)
2nd: Mike O'Malley and the AggroCrag (26 points)
3rd: Pontius Pilate and the Cross-Nailin' Five (24 points)

MONDAY NIGHT CHAMPS! 7.27.09

1st: Why did you tell me her name? You know that ruins it for me. (27 points)
2nd: Life is Precious, and God, and the Bible (26 points)
3rd: Sexy Monster Beast (21 points)

TUESDAY NIGHT CHAMPS! 7.21.09

1st: JNCO Juggalos 420 69 (28 points)
2nd: the Secret Plan (26 points)
3rd: TIED - Team Awesome, Jism Prism (25 points)

Monday, July 27, 2009

An Apology and an Invitation

Ok. So here's a trivia question for you.
Which beardy trivia host has been getting drunk and losing the papers the winning team names on it?
Answer: Me.
So if you placed last week, my whiskey-soaked brain apologizes and hopes you can forgive it. I'm going to start pinning the results to my shirt like a five-year-old so thatthis doesn't happen again.

And on that note, come see us for Monday Night Trivial Dispute at the Alligator Lounge tonight!
We'll be talking about some refreshing tasty treats, as well as a flavor which could only be described as the opposite of tasty and refreshing.
Echhh.

Bar Tabs Await Your Juicy Brain!

Wednesday, July 15, 2009

TUESDAY NIGHT CHAMPS! 7.14.09

1) Team Aussie
2) 2 Pump Chump
3) Cheaters Never Prosper (the Steve McNair Story)

MONDAY NIGHT CHAMPS! 7.13.09

1) the Woodcock Johnsons
2) Lord Angelo and The Vaqueros
3) The 650 Pound Virgins

Tuesday, July 7, 2009

MONDAY NIGHT CHAMPS! 7.6.09

1st - The streets are flooded with the ejaculate of the homeless and you people are counting on the police?
2nd - My Name is Beev and I'm a Giant Sphincter
3rd - (Tie) Soup of Today
Weekend at Bernie's Jr: The Son Also Rises

And thanks to Meowzatof for the cupcakes. Happy Birthday Chriller!

Monday, July 6, 2009

Trivial Dispute at the Alligator! TONIGHT!

So, now that you’ve had your weekend fill of Hot Dogs, Burgers and Beer, come on over to the Alligator Lounge for Pizza and...Beer.
Join your bearded hosts as we declare independence from sobriety by talking about some dangerous entertainment and an American Hero who conquered Europe.

And just remember, a $30 bar tab goes a long way in making up for a $120k college education.

Tonight, 9pm.

We cant wait to see you.

Wednesday, July 1, 2009

TUESDAY NIGHT CHAMPS! 6.30.09

1st – Merk + Mindy
2nd – Beard It, Beard It, No One Wants to be DeBearded.
3rd – Mine-Sooooo Funny Now.

Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Trivial Dispute at the Charleston! TONIGHT!

Come join us, as we bang out another 4 rounds of mostly-random trivia. Tonight we talk about a death-heavy week and we continue working our way through breakfast.
Gavin!
Adam!
Dorian!
Fletcher!
Callie!
Pizza!
Beer!
Bar Tabs!
Shots!
Joy!
Pain!
Sunshine!
Rain!

See you there.

MONDAY NIGHT CHAMPS! 6.29.09

1st – We've Got A Bucket of Nose Clams, Fresh From the Sea (winner of tie-breaker)
2nd – The Jackson Four
3rd – Woodcock-Johnsons

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

TUESDAY NIGHT CHAMPS! 6.23.09

1st – Baby Fart Love
2nd – Touched By an Uncle
3rd – Where in the Fuck is Oscar Goldman?

Tuesday, June 23, 2009

MONDAY NIGHT CHAMPS! 6.22.09

1st - Debbie Harry and the Hendersons
2nd - It Smells Like There's a Dirty Pit of Diapers Behind Me
3rd - Goonies Never Say Die

Best Team Name - I Thought I Came to Bingo

Monday, June 22, 2009

RAINY DAY TRIVIA!

Trivial Dispute!
Tonight at the Alligator Lounge!
Brave the rain and test your knowledge as we sing songs of praise, eat a hearty breakfast, and pour out some booze for our fallen furry friends.
It's always sunny in Trivia Town!

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

TUESDAY NIGHT CHAMPS! 6.16.09

1st - Munging Pterodactyls
2nd - Atari Teenage Mutant Ninja Pizza Riot
3rd - No-Homo

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

TRIVIAL DISPUTE AT THE CHARLESTON!

Come on over and see us Tonight! 9pm! Bedford and N6th!
We'd totally come to YOUR thing.

Plus: Bar Tabs, Free Pizza, and Shots of Booze. How can you go wrong?
This week we talk about those weird men you see while you're in bed, as well as some thoroughly fraudulent physicians.

And, just because we love you, here's the front page of today's New York Post.
I think I'm starting to hate our freedom.

MONDAY NIGHT CHAMPS! 6.15.09

1) Clearly She’s Retarded, Just Look at Her
2) Alligator Fuckhouse
3) I Saw Goody Proctor High Five the Devil

Monday, June 15, 2009

YOU'RE CORDIALLY INVITED

...to our humble little Trivia thing!
Monday night at the Alligator Lounge.
Come see us, your always lovely bartender Danielle, and perhaps a MYSTERY BARTENDER. Spoooky.
This week we talk about those weird men you see while you're in bed, as well as some thoroughly fraudulent physicians.
And speaking of physicians, did you know that Doc Holliday was a licensed dentist? Hence the nickname!

THAT IS A FREE TRIVIA FACT FOR YOU!

I SWEAR TO ITS VERACITY!

Thursday, June 11, 2009

30 Dollar Bar Fights.

So, I just Googled Trivia/Charleston, and got a German tourist's review of the bar. In German. When you plug it in to translation software, you get a pretty good (though spectacularly garbled) review of the bar, with a special call out to trivia in the last line:

"What is also great in 'The Charleston': every Tuesday at 21:00 will take place in-house trivia night, when you work in teams and with his general knowledge to a $ 30-coupon bar fights."

That's right: 30 dollar coupon bar fights.

Start doing pushups, next week's gonna get ugly.

Wednesday, June 10, 2009

TUESDAY NIGHT CHAMPS! 6.9.09

1st - The Analrapists
2nd - Fletcher's a Hot Piece of Ass
3rd - Team Awesome

Tuesday, June 9, 2009

TRIVIAL DISPUTE AT THE CHARLESTON!

Tonight! 9pm! Bedford and N6th!

Come on and get tuesday night drunk with your hairy hosts.

Bar tabs will be won, shots will be given out, and free pizza will be consumed.
Plus, you just might learn something.

This week we take you from the best part of the morning to the deepest depths of outer space.
Trivia Fever! It's contagious and fatal if untreated!

Monday, June 8, 2009

MONDAY NIGHT CHAMPS! 6.8.09

1st - The Titillating Trivialists
2nd - Odd Jobs
3rd - The Fissure Men (also winners of Best Team Name)

TUESDAY NIGHT CHAMPS! 6.2.09

1st - Team Awesome
2nd - the Analrapists
3rd - French Airplane Surrenders to Gravity