TONIGHT AT THE CHARLESTON!

Trivial Dispute tonight @ the Charleston 9pm!
Not only will we be talking about Jesus and his special powers, the will be Free Jameson from 10-12!
Thats right, our Whiskey of Choice will be there to make the night extra special!
Even if you're too dumb to win, you'll still get drunk for FREE!

TONIGHT AT THE ALLIGATOR LOUNGE!

With so much going on in the world right now, we're going pretty topical tonight.
Which, of course, means nothing with us.
So come on by, sing some angry songs, drink some beer, and win shots of liquor and/or conversation hearts!

Alligator Lounge, 9pm.

In No Particular Order:

HERE'S SOME PAST WINNERS!

1st: PedoBear Neccesities (28 pts)
2nd: Die-Inna Fire (26 pts)
3rd: I Love Daniel Farraday (25 pts)

Best Team Name: Your Mothers Ass

1st: Chicken McNugget Garnish (25 pts)
2nd: I'm with Coco (not O'Brien, the Sign Language Gorilla) (24 pts)
3rd: The Dumbest Team Name (21 pts)

Best Team Name: Having your salad tossed means your asshole eaten out with jelly or syrup. I prefer syrup

1st: Facehuggers and Chestbursters (29 pts)
2nd: You Want a Toe? I can Get You A Toe (24 pts)
3rd: Headsure and Cockstrong (21 pts)

Best Team Name: Fuck Snippies

1st: Make out With Shanna (29 pts)
2nd: Don't Want to Miss a Thing (26 pts)
3rd: Circle of Jerks (24 pts)

Best Team Name: Channing Tatum's Burnt Penis Should Take Refuge in My Vag.